I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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