I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
My vagina is officially offended.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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