i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Drake has all the answers
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
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