Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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