As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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