She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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