About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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