What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
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No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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