Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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