She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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