I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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