speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
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