happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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