so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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