I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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