yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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