i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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