lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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