when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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