I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
