All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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