it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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