What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
This girl is more easily done than said...
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Randomize
