: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Everything about him screamed your future.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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