My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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