so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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