i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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