he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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