I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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