i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
