school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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