idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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