can we get nightvision for the apartment?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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