It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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