doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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