How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Randomize
