summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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