No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Randomize
