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So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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