Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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