I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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