There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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