No, you can still breathe under the balls.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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