so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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