is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
ok first of all what the fuck
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