Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Can vaginas get frostbite?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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