Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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