Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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