Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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