Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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